This is brilliant!
Have you ever..... gone out with your sister and your baby nephew and managed to remember the cigarettes but not the baby's bottles? Our mum never let us forget that one.
Have you ever..... gone through the ashtray beside your dad's bed and unpicked his old roll-ups and rolled the stinking old dregs of tobacco up and smoked it?
I have done both of these things, and plenty more, I'm sure, because I'M AN ADDICT. GRIM!
But now I haven't smoked for more than 3 Weeks 4 Days and 13 Hours.