Educated addicts on parade!!!!
This especially goes out to the young guys.
Have you ever.....
--Smoked two cigarettes at the same time, like walrus tusks, because you knew it was the only time during the day at youth group that you'd be able to get away from the chaperones?
--Dragged yourself outside your parents' house to smoke in below-freezing weather even though you had a 102 degree fever and the flu?
--Hung around the front of the store asking every stranger that walked by to buy you a pack of smokes because you were too young to buy them yourself?
--Smoked a butt you found on the ground?
--Taken "a quick walk just for a little fresh air" in the middle of birthday parties, celebrations, family events, etc., because you were unable to enjoy the festivities for even an hour or two without sneaking out for a smoke?

I have, have, have. Because i'm an addict.
(Feels good to get that off my chest.)
Erica