Ok, I'll parade!
Have you ever smoked really old cigarettes that someone had left a long time ago at your house that weren't even your brand just because you ran out of your "fresh" ones? The ones that are so stale they just tasted awful, but you smoked them anyway? I have because I'm an addict.
Have you ever smoked in the same room as someone with lung problems (or the same car), because you thought you had the right...because it was your car or your home? Telling yourself that cracking that window or turning on that exhaust fan makes it ok? I have, because I am an addict, albeit, very ashamed one.
Have you ever burned a hole in your carpet, the backseat of your car or your own clothes? I have, because I'm an addict.
Have you ever put off doing something important so you could have those last few drags? Yeah, let's make sure the nail is in that coffin real tight before we proceed...I have, because I'm an addict.
Ok, that's enough for one setting...for any one person, in fact!!! As Bill Engvall would say...Here's your sign, Sue...nice work, you certainly earned it.
Sue = Not a single puff for 1 month, 14 days, 19 hours, 33 minutes and 23 seconds (45 days). I chose not to smoke 1434 cigarettes, and saved $305.30. I've added 4 day(s), 24 hour(s) back to my life.