Okay (gulp), here I go.

Have you ever ripped open a cigarette and EATEN the tobacco because you couldn't find fire anywhere?

I have.

Have you ever refused an invitation from a girl you REALLY liked to come up for nightcap because you, the closet smoker, had to rush home to get your fix?

I have.

Have you ever been cleaning your home and suddenly realized you had four lit cigarettes in four different rooms?

I have. Because I'm an addict.

Steve
79days of not doing really stupid things