I so needed this Parade today!
Have you ever said you were running to the store during a snow emergency and when questioned by your father (who was dying of lung cancer) what you needed from the store so badly that it couldn't wait you said "tampons" but you really were going for cigarettes and then when your father (who was dying of lung cancer) said that it was too dangerous for you to drive - that he would take you himself and you let him. I have because I'm an addict.
Have you ever smoked at your fathers funeral who died of lung cancer? I have because I'm an addict.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette so fast that you almost passed out? I have because I'm an addict.