Haveyou ever ...

been caught without any cigarettes, without any coins to feed the machine, too late at night to wake a neighbour at the student hall of residence, and got so stuck with the idea of having to smoke ...

that you took a few brown leaves off your pot plant, crushed them, rolled your own and smoked it??

How absolutely stupid I was! But yes: I have, I am an addict, but thank Goodness, I am an educated addict now.