I vividly remember having my husband and dad push me downstairs and outside in a wheelchair within less than an hour of giving birth to have a cigarette that I "deserved". I thought that this was a vast improvement upon the first time I gave birth and actually WALKED downstairs and outside to have a cigarette....nearly passed out that time. I was so much "wiser" the second time around, eh? The sad thing is, I have stories worse than these because...
I am an addict.
-Tallmama
Two weeks, three days, 19 hours, 59 minutes and 48 seconds. 356 cigarettes not smoked, saving $71.33.